Fragaria

What I get in an email from my mom:

dad n i had our court date last tues so we are no longer married. were oth doing just fine. luv n miss u.

I hate that I always wish you were here.

But I’m too afraid to call you and have you come over.

I want to make out with someone like Lester does with Angela in the kitchen.

My cat is such a diva!

I went to my room and saw her napping and my attempt at being quiet didn’t work so she woke up.

The she looked around, yawned, looked around, stretched, smacked her lips, and looked at me like

‘WHUT BITCH?’